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Great Scientists: Gregor Mendel

fakescience:

Great Scientists: Gregor Mendel

(via snazziest)

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via homechapel)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via zaynsbro)

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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

(via homechapel)

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babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: worrytime, via pizza)

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shouldnt:

imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

(via heliolisk)

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lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via zaynsbro)

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jordan-keo:

That’s adorable but could also give her a heart attack. And now we know where she lives. Great

jordan-keo:

That’s adorable but could also give her a heart attack. And now we know where she lives. Great

(Source: asheezyy, via oknope)

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taggedbooty:

when the teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it rightimage

(via officialwhitegirls)

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